The "Dumb Religious Thinking" tax

I once had a friend who made the boldest scientific statements he always read somewhere. They mostly involved doomsday scenarios that resembled completely what they were to the letter: a product of a feeble mind's dreams after reading the 20-th century menopause novel "The Celestin Promise"

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 Now it must be stated that this man, in contrary to obviously the writer and/or the gros of his public, was not a Christian. He took over the vibrating-and-upon-enough-vibration-entering-a-fourth-dimension without hesitation, but managed to leave meeting jesus out. Imagine that, taking over an inpropable piece of literary bullshit and change its contents only to benefit you. Sounds familiair?

There is no difference between this person and any religious creationist or pro lifer. Why is it then, that these nitwits who slander minorities with Leviticus and, up untill a few decades ago, were hanging these minorities en masse while stubbornly ignoring their own 10 commandments, especially the quite obvious "thou shalt  not kill" part, are given any hearing by different governments?  


Do you think Obama would sit down with my friend and give him the time of day? Listen to his opinions on how people's lives can be bettered?

I propose that, any government being obstructed in its rational decisions by religious fanatics, tax those men and woman 90 % of their income. Call it Dumb Religious Thinking tax and state that:

"somewhere in those books is something about better being a poor, and well, we didn't like to read the whole damn thing so we just interpretated it and now we'll stick by it, 'cause that seems the modern day way of doing things around here. "

 "Hold on now, why you dragging me into this dawg?"


You think religious nuts would think twice of showing up at events like the funeral of the late Great Ronny James Dio (RIP Brother) holding signs condemning RJD and any non-christian-rockbands to hell, or blocking the entrance of clinics that do abortions burdoning already burdoned women if they knew someone was about to throw the Holy Bible straight back at them in their face, in their manner. As a matter of fact, all these damn inbred retards should be stoned to death according to leviticus, cause they killed...

They killed - and continue to disgrace the grave of - my faith in the collective sanity of mankind

'Hate to say "I told you so". Now find me
some blue food goddarnit!'

I come from the governmentless land of Chocolate, Beer and frenched fries

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